Conversation using only rap lyrics

[Dave]

Woke
on

 

[Oh my god. it's Robby!]

See 'em come up and f*** up the owner (Ice Cube)

 

[CrystalGeezer]

I said, "This trip is over, we ain't finna ride on
This is for my mental and my momma that I cried on
Microsoft motherf***ers let bygones be bygones
but since I'm Macintosh, I'ma double click your icons" (the coup)

 

[iamnicola]

I'm the one-man army, Ason
I've never been tooken out, I keep MC's lookin out
I drop science like girls be droppin babies
Enough to make a nigga go cra-a-azy (Ol' Dirty Bastard)

 

[Mozza220559]

"Raw we give it to ya, wit no trivia,
We like cocaine straight from Bolivia..."

Wu Tang

 

[penfoldsfive]

i guess iwasnt meant to crack a smile
who cares i guess ill go to sleep for a while

(rehab)

 

[iamnicola]

It's like everywhere I look, and everywhere I go
I'm hearin motherf***ers tryin to steal my flow
But it ain't no thang cause see my nigga Coolio
Put me up on the game when I step through the do'
Ya know, some of these niggaz is so deceptive
Usin my styles like a contraceptive
I hope ya get burnt, it seems ya havn't learnt
It's the nick nack patty wack, I still got the bigger sack
So put your gun away, run away, cuz i'm back (why?)
Hit em up, get em up, spit em up, now
Tell me what's goin on

(Snoop Dogg)