Christmas Carol Remix

[therightone]

(To The Tune Of “Walking In A Winter Wonderland”)

I'm a homie, and you know it
My sagging pants, show it
Flashin' the bling
A tacky gold ring
Walkin with my weiner in my hand

Later on, if you wanna
We can hang out on the corner
Pushin some crack
Maybe some smack
Walkin with my weiner in my hand

In the alley we could roll a honkie
And pretend that he had just fell down
When we ask for money, he'll say, "no man"!
And we can pop a cap into the clown

When the sirens start a wailin
You and me, will high tailin
Cuttin the scene
A mean gangsta lean
Walkin with my weiner in my hand

 

[therightone]

Re: Carol Remix

(To The Tune Of “Santa Claus Is Coming To Town”)

Oh you better not shout,
You better not cry,
You better not pout,
I'm tellin' you why;

Daddy's home and I think he's drunk.

He's walkin' real slow,
He slurs when he speaks,
I don't even think
He’s shaved in two weeks,

Daddy's home and boy is he drunk.

He spent most of our money
On Johnny Walker Black
And then he took all of the rest
And lost it at the track.

Sooo.... You better not pout,
You better not cry,
I don't like that look in his eye,
Daddy's home and I think he's...
Daddy's home and boy is he...

Daddy's home and he's really drunk!

 

[PregnantForTheLastTime]

Re: Carol Remix

(To The Tune Of “Santa Claus Is Coming To Town”)

Oh you better not shout,
You better not cry,
You better not pout,
I'm tellin' you why;

Daddy's home and I think he's drunk.

He's walkin' real slow,
He slurs when he speaks,
I don't even think
He’s shaved in two weeks,

Daddy's home and boy is he drunk.

He spent most of our money
On Johnny Walker Black
And then he took all of the rest
And lost it at the track.

Sooo.... You better not pout,
You better not cry,
I don't like that look in his eye,
Daddy's home and I think he's...
Daddy's home and boy is he...

Daddy's home and he's really drunk!

Haha... I'm writing about Flannery O'Connor and Joyce Carol Oates right now and now this... too much sordid reality for me!

 

[therightone]

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[therightone]

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[therightone]

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[therightone]

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[Pachinko]

(To The Tune Of “Walking In A Winter Wonderland”)

I'm a homie, and you know it
My sagging pants, show it
Flashin' the bling
A tacky gold ring
Walkin with my weiner in my hand

Later on, if you wanna
We can hang out on the corner
Pushin some crack
Maybe some smack
Walkin with my weiner in my hand

In the alley we could roll a honkie
And pretend that he had just fell down
When we ask for money, he'll say, "no man"!
And we can pop a cap into the clown

When the sirens start a wailin
You and me, will high tailin
Cuttin the scene
A mean gangsta lean
Walkin with my weiner in my hand

David Sedaris would be proud!

 

[therightone]

David Sedaris would be proud!

Going to see Santaland Diaries soon!!

 

[Pachinko]

Going to see Santaland Diaries soon!!

Wow! Color me envious! ("Stand on the Magic Step and you can see Cher!")

 

[therightone]

"I would rather drive upholstry tacks into my gums than work as Usher Elf."

 

[Pachinko]

"I would rather drive upholstry tacks into my gums than work as Usher Elf."

"You are not a dancer. If you were a real dancer you wouldn't be here. You're an elf and you're going to wear panties like an elf!"

(You've inspired me to listen to my David Sedaris Box Set (14 CDs of delicious biting wit) )

 

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On the first day of christmas, my true love gave to me
A cancelled concert by Morrissey
On the second day of christmas, my true love gave to me
Two "Malajusteds" and a
Cancelled Concert by Morrissey
On the Third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
3Veggie-burgers
2 Maladjusteds
And a cancelled concert by Morrissey

on the Fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
four Smiths- a- Smithing
3 veggie-burgers
2 Maladjusteds
And a Cancelled concert by Morrissey

On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
FIVE...Postponed showssssss...
Four Smiths -a - smithing
3 veggie burgers
2 Maladjusteds
And a Cancelled Concert by Morrissey


Bored now.....shall I go on????
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