Christmas Appeal

[chestycough]

'ONE pound a week will supply water for an entire village in Tanzania', says Oxfam.
So how come Thames Water charge me twenty pounds a month for my two bedroom flat? The fleecing bastards.

 

[Thames water board]

> 'ONE pound a week will supply water for an entire village in Tanzania',
> says Oxfam.
> So how come Thames Water charge me twenty pounds a month for my two
> bedroom flat? The fleecing bastards.

Our records show you are flushing the toilet far too often than is normal.
Maybe you should think of changing your diet.

 

[Tingle]

That's very drole chestycough. Can you get yourself a water meter? My water use is about £5 worth per month. I give a similmar amount to WaterAid to provide water for those less fortunate. Still, I can drink tea with the taste of the Thames....yeukkkkkk!

> 'ONE pound a week will supply water for an entire village in Tanzania',
> says Oxfam.
> So how come Thames Water charge me twenty pounds a month for my two
> bedroom flat? The fleecing bastards.

 

[Miss Misery]

> 'ONE pound a week will supply water for an entire village in Tanzania',
> says Oxfam.
> So how come Thames Water charge me twenty pounds a month for my two
> bedroom flat? The fleecing bastards.

If it's water you need I have a good plenty, saturday night I discovered a font emerging from my basement bedroom cupboard. Nothing like a nice water feature to brighten your home!

Expect 'Misery Springs' bottles on ebay soon...

 

[Daphne Irrelevant]

> 'ONE pound a week will supply water for an entire village in Tanzania',
> says Oxfam.

Oxfam is full of shit. You can't even spend 'pounds' in Tanzania. You need to have Kopecs or f***ing jube-jube shells or something. Oxfam is a government misinformation conspiracy which only exists so that people who are living in shitty two bedroom flats and paying a f***ing fortune for the privilage, are given the illusion that they're really lucky to be there!

 

[and stop quoting from VIZ]

go and get and job!!