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[Barking]

Arses is actually in France

Groaaaan.
Why is it that everytime I make fun of Brits, it comes back and hits me on the head like a f. boomerang? Is it karma? Johnny Marr would say yes.

Anyway. You don't pronounce the "s", so we'd look at a singular here. Arse.

I googled and did find one, in Swizlerland (les Arses), there's even a chapel...

Also, did you know it was a Persian king?

"Bagoas sought to remain in office by replacing Artaxerxes with his son Arses (Artaxerxes IV), whom he thought easier to control." (Wiki)

Easier to control? Well! Depends on days really. And if Arses had travelled to Mexico and drunk the water...

Since you're all so curious about my arse, here's a free visit. It was 1975, but this was probably never used by St Mary's super Modern French teachers to educate pupils...You even get to see my arse's town council.

Enjoy this language lesson, and learn.

http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=QKC6qouaWRk

(For those who understood anything...Cheeky, wasn't it? )

 

[The Cat's Mother]

Anyway. You don't pronounce the "s", so we'd look at a singular here. Arse.

I googled and did find one, in Swizlerland (les Arses), there's even a chapel...

That'd be the Switzerland where you don't pronounce the "t", then?

 

[Barking]

That'd be the Switzerland where you don't pronounce the "t", then?

Absolutely. Once, (whilst waiting for a particularly sticky Reading goal cheese fondue to come out), Oscar Wilde said:

Ignorance is Swiss.

DonTcha know anything?

(Oscar was witty in all circumstances. )

 

[EPbabe]

Why did you stick me in self-defecating bones and skin...

 

[the judge]

Teachers/Pupils. When the guitars kick in I try harder...

 

[The Cat's Mother]

Absolutely. Once, (whilst waiting for a particularly sticky Reading goal cheese fondue to come out)....

So that's what they called it back then. *makes note*