Bad poems for you

[billy scissors]

There was someone called Mauve
who'd go off for a rove
then back again they'd hove
just like a treasure trove.
They'd cook upon a stove,
and maybe add a clove
and for these words I dove
into a rhyming dictionary.

I thought Mauve was pronounced "Morve"

 

[mauve21]

I thought Mauve was pronounced "Morve"

No, it's pronounced with the hard o sound, o as in the o in rose.
However, now I wonder if it is the Australian accent.
Is it pronounced "morve" in England and the U.S?

 

[dunya]

Clarksville tried to make a rhyme
Resultant poem was a crime
Check you threads
And please be wary
When Clarky gets
The dictionary.

 

[dunya]

Billy want to pronouce Mauve
Is it Morve or is it Mowve?
Billy thought.
Mauve knows.

 

[dunya]

Dunya tried to write a poem
Really should'a stayed at home
Not only bad
It was awful
Now is looking rather mournful.

 

[billy scissors]

Dunya tried to write a poem
Really should'a stayed at home
Not only bad
It was awful
Now is looking rather mournful.

I liked it

 

[mauve21]

Dunya tried to write a poem
Really should'a stayed at home
Not only bad
It was awful
Now is looking rather mournful.

Onya Dunya! That's a wee ripper of a poem

 

[Clarksville]

There once was a singer called Steven,
his teeth they were perfectly even
he knew a good riff
he wore a good quiff
and his shirts they were collared and sleeven.

Sleeven

Unsleeven.

Sleeven

Unsleeven.

etc.

 

[dunya]

There once was a singer called Steven,
his teeth they were perfectly even
he knew a good riff
he wore a good quiff
and his shirts they were collared and sleeven.

A delightful addition to the thread.

 

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The timeless servitude of un-relenting passion......


So The Morrissey/Marr re-union
will now never come to be
on Sunday ( which every day is like)
on my 32 inch TV.

No signed print through my letter box
( Although I didst not even doth applied...)
So I hung the laundry out, ...it rained
And I just ran in, and Cried.

Can't get much "Worser" than that!!!!!
( Signed Hand written originals are available on request....).

 

[zacksfansite]

"I wrote a poem one day.
That's all I have to say."

 

[malvachat]

A spiritual healer named Lee
Ducked into the alley to pee
He pissed in the eye
Of this blind homeless guy
Who screamed "Holy shit! I can see!

 

[DAVIE]

Life seems so depressing
When you always leave me guessing....