Attention: Anybody Travelling to Edinburgh

[Jabba]

HURRY and book accommodation. edinburgh is reaallly busy at that time. main festival will have finished, but festival fringe still on the go.

So most hotels are already sold out.

luv.

your local friendly travel agent.

 

[Bluenose]

> HURRY and book accommodation. edinburgh is reaallly busy at that time.
> main festival will have finished, but festival fringe still on the go.

> So most hotels are already sold out.

> luv.

> your local friendly travel agent.

Aw, I'm alright cos Johnny is letting me kip at his place. In fact, he could squeeze a few more in there. Anyone interested?

 

[MBB321]

Well pins, if your pushed and want your own space with you know who il see if johnny will let me stay there? But leave the option open for me to stay at yours sista, organisin to be done.

Loves Deano x x

 

[Bluenose]

> Well pins, if your pushed and want your own space with you know who il
> see if johnny will let me stay there? But leave the option open for me to
> stay at yours sista, organisin to be done.

> Loves Deano x x

Johnny will probably back-peddle and say he's not staying in Edinburgh for August to entertain his guests and make up some ludicrous, far-fetched story about renting his flat out and staying with his girlfriend...

We all know he'll be going back to him mum's.

 

[Patrick McCann]

Re: You forgot to finish the sentence... Anybody Travelling to Edinburgh.....

....needs treatment. East coast bawbags. Weegies rule!!

 

[GU]

OI

Q/ How do make a Ouija board?

A/ Take away his jellies and his heroin

 

[Patrick McCann]

Re: OI

> Q/ How do make a Ouija board?

> A/ Take away his jellies and his heroin

Tut tut. That's an example of how 'jokes' get more nasty as they reach a new generation.
When I first heard that one (in 1959) the punchline was,
'Take away his Daily Record'.

 

[Uncleskinny]

> Aw, I'm alright cos Johnny is letting me kip at his place. In fact, he
> could squeeze a few more in there. Anyone interested?

Me!

 

[Johnny]

> Johnny will probably back-peddle and say he's not staying in Edinburgh for
> August to entertain his guests and make up some ludicrous, far-fetched
> story about renting his flat out and staying with his girlfriend...

> We all know he'll be going back to him mum's.

My mums ! Why didn't I think of that