Attack on Morrissey's Car!!!

[thats why]

That's a lie

You went to visit Morrissey? Then you had a little chat with the gardener?
Ok little Goebbels, now go back to your padded room and be a nice boy, will you?

> Hello,

> I went to visit Morrissey the other day, and I haven't seen him in about a
> year.
> He wasn't home but I spoke to his gardener, and he said that Morrissey was
> in a hurry one day about 2 months ago, and couldn't sign for some fans and
> they got pissed off and kicked dents in his car.

> He said that since then Morrissey calls the cops when he sees people
> stalking him outside his home. His gardener said that when Morrissey is
> home there is also an armed body guard. The gardener was very nice, but he
> said for my own good I shouldn't come back, he said just 2 weeks ago
> Morrissey has someone arrested.

> I for one will respect Morrissey's wishes
> but I do feel sad that the party has been spoiled for everyone
> Morrissey is so sweet and generous with his time
> it makes me mad that he now has to live in fear

> Whoever attacked Morrissey's car should be taken out and beaten.
> I guess that's the price you pay for fame...

> -Emi

 

[black morrissey]

> When you court Mexicans for fans you have to expect such behaviour. I must
> ask, was it the new jag they vandalized or the beamer?
the comment u made abbot having mexicans for fans is a racist remark and u should have the shit kicked out you...BITCH!

 

[black morrissey]

 

[LL.]

Actually...

> You went to visit Morrissey? Then you had a little chat with the gardener?
> Ok little Goebbels, now go back to your padded room and be a nice boy,
> will you?

It is quite up there within the realm of the possible.

I knew someone who got inside his house via the housekeeper while Moz was on holiday one winter.

The hired help isn't always the tightest lipped bunch, my dears.

 

[Strangeways]

Re: That's a lie

> You went to visit Morrissey? Then you had a little chat with the gardener?
> Ok little Goebbels, now go back to your padded room and be a nice boy,
> will you?

Umm I am a girl!

-Emi

 

[Mr.Improper the undisputed heavyweight champ.]

Mozluv,you my dear are one cooly cool mudda fuggha. I'm white,but I know you're cool and hot too. I agree with this story. How could they kick his car if he drives his car all the time??? I doubt he would let it sit outside his home without someone watching it. I've never seen a gardner at his house and I go there about 3 times a month.

 

[suzanne]

maybe...

does anyone remember a couple of months ago that for some mysterious reason, they were trying to locate some people in a brown car? maybe those were the same people.

 

[Jersey Devil]

Re: Quit it

> Yes, yes. You are ALL right. It was a one-time fan, who then turned into a
> boyfriend, who then returned about 5 *YEARS* after he had been left behind
> just to kick some dents into Morrissey's vehicle. Even though said Jake
> has moved on to other situations, I am sure. He flew all the way from the
> UK just to come, in fact, and do the dirty little deed.

> Would you just stop with this?

> Observer, see why I stopped coming to this site? The juvenile slinging
> that goes on to no avail.
It seems to me that someone who says "f*** off" when asked if he has seen Morrissey is still holding a grudge. This Jake person is one scary son of a gun.

 

[LL.]

Re: Quit it

> It seems to me that someone who says "f*** off" when asked if he
> has seen Morrissey is still holding a grudge. This Jake person is one
> scary son of a gun.

I was being sarcastic.

I haven't a clue who did the kicking. I don't care. I feel badly that any of this is happening.