America, I do love you!

[Oh my god. it's Robby!]

From the Prom to the Pen? That's my life story.

I'm kidding. I never went to Prom.

Me, neither.

you guys can still go back to high school you know


ps: are you guys husband and wife?

 

[Not Right in the Head]

ps: are you guys husband and wife?

Yeah, but not each other's.

 

[PregnantForTheLastTime]

you guys can still go back to high school you know

No, that's actually not legal in my state. You can't go back twenty years later...

and besides, I'd sooner remove my left eyeball with a corkscrew.

 

[Oh my god. it's Robby!]

No, that's actually not legal in my state. You can't go back twenty years later...

and besides, I'd sooner remove my left eyeball with a corkscrew.

that bad huh? but you filled out quite nicely post high school right?'
so it all worked out

 

[PregnantForTheLastTime]

that bad huh? but you filled out quite nicely post high school right?'
so it all worked out

Filled out? Filled out what? Job applications? Scantron test forms? Yeah, some.

 

[Oh my god. it's Robby!]

Filled out? Filled out what? Job applications? Scantron test forms? Yeah, some.

oh, i assumed you did not go to the prom cuz you were, you know
ugly in high school, but ur not now, so good for you, thats all

 

[PregnantForTheLastTime]

oh, i assumed you did not go to the prom cuz you were, you know
ugly in high school, but ur not now, so good for you, thats all

WTF is wrong with you?

 

[Oh my god. it's Robby!]

WTF is wrong with you?

nothing

 

[Oh my god. it's Robby!]

now that that's over lets get back on task, shall we?

if you know of a better clip of this, then please give me the link

 

[Dawn]

America is the greatest country in the world!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=znEePD1nJxo

 

[nugz]

America is the greatest country in the world!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=znEePD1nJxo

hi dawn! welcome to solo! I am celebrating tonight! *chug chug chug*

 

[Dawn]

hi dawn! welcome to solo! I am celebrating tonight! *chug chug chug*

Hi nugz! Thanks! I'm drinking leftovers!

 

[nugz]

Hi nugz! Thanks! I'm drinking leftovers!

i bought some wine tonight. still watching the MSNBC coverage.

 

[Corrissey]

Brandon Flowers, a very hawt American, has exhausted me.

I'm now drinking at a college bar.lol

 

[LegalTender]

Brandon Flowers, a very hawt American, has exhausted me.

i don't like the killers, but i'd like to eat his ass out.

 

[nugz]

i don't like the killers, but i'd like to eat his ass out.

that is so f***ing gross, but actually I would too.

 

[bored]

hi dawn! welcome to solo! I am celebrating tonight! *chug chug chug*

I have a feeling your celebration looks a lot like your mourning but with a smile.

I know that's how mine looks

 

[nugz]

I have a feeling your celebration looks a lot like your mourning but with a smile.

I know that's how mine looks

you are so correct, sir

 

[Dave]

often i get things people post but i just dont care
sadly, this has occurred with you here preggers and it may happen again

I'd like to encourage this without actually getting involved or taking a side.

 

[bored]

you are so correct, sir

The difference between a party and misery drinking is that either way you wake up feeling like Nick Hogan drove you home, one of those is also how you feel BEFORE you start drinking.