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Headful Of Heroes - NME (September 16, 1989): Difference between revisions
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*10 Violet Carson cover of Rolling Stone magazine | *10 Violet Carson cover of Rolling Stone magazine | ||
*11 Clause.28 remains intact but with the word "homosexual" deleted and replaced by the name "Cecil Parkinson" | *11 Clause.28 remains intact but with the word "homosexual" deleted and replaced by the name "Cecil Parkinson" | ||
*12 McDonald's bombed and Robert Smith popped (both actions require | *12 McDonald's bombed and Robert Smith popped (both actions require a similar voltage of explosives) | ||
*13 Compulsory cocoa at The Hacienda | *13 Compulsory cocoa at The Hacienda | ||
*14 Thatchers' teeth extracted due to overwhelming demand in Thailand for fancy British trinkets | *14 Thatchers' teeth extracted due to overwhelming demand in Thailand for fancy British trinkets | ||
*15 Total ban on any possibility of a fourth Terence Stamp autobiography | *15 Total ban on any possibility of a fourth Terence Stamp autobiography | ||
*16 Anyone found entering a zoo or circus will be obliged to balance a | *16 Anyone found entering a zoo or circus will be obliged to balance a balloon their head for the rest of their life | ||
==Daydreams== | ==Daydreams== | ||