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==Election Promises==

# Harriet Harman editor of The Sun

# [[Harriet Harman]] editor of The Sun

# Ecover products on all restaurant menus

# [[Ecover]] products on all restaurant menus

# Lead-free pencils

# Bernard Matthews plucked and stuffed

# [[Bernard Matthews]] plucked and stuffed

# Suzie Birchal returns to Coronation Street

# [[Suzie Birchal]] returns to Coronation Street

# Jacqueline Du Pre dug up

# [[Jacqueline Du Pre]] dug up

# All policemen finally allowed to wear their own skirts whilst on duty

# Colin Moynihan put in a small box underneath the stairs

# [[Colin Moynihan]] put in a small box underneath the stairs

# Gallup investigation in to the alleged sales of Tanita Tikaram's 'Ancient Heart' LP

# [[Gallup]] investigation in to the alleged sales of [[Tanita Tikaram]]'s 'Ancient Heart' LP

# Violet Carson cover of Rolling Stone magazine

# [[Violet Carson]] cover of [[Rolling Stone magazine]]

# Clause 28 remains intact but with the word "homosexual" deleted and replaced by the name "Cecil Parkinson"

# [[Clause 28]] remains intact but with the word "homosexual" deleted and replaced by the name "Cecil Parkinson"

# McDonald's bombed and Robert Smith popped (both actions require a similar voltage of explosives)

# McDonald's bombed and [[Robert Smith]] popped (both actions require a similar voltage of explosives)

# Compulsory cocoa at The Hacienda

# Compulsory cocoa at [[The Hacienda]]

# Thatchers' teeth extracted due to overwhelming demand in Thailand for fancy British trinkets

# Thatchers' teeth extracted due to overwhelming demand in Thailand for fancy British trinkets (See: [[Margaret Thatcher]])

# Total ban on any possibility of a fourth Terence Stamp autobiography

# Total ban on any possibility of a fourth [[Terence Stamp]] autobiography

# Anyone found entering a zoo or circus will be obliged to balance a balloon their head for the rest of their life