What Song SHOULD I Be Listening To Right Now?

Stitchell

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So far tonight.....

Dresden Dolls,Shins,Folk Implosion,Brand New,Morrissey,Dashboard Confessional,Bangles,Radiohead,Belle & Sebastian,Jim O'Rourke,Jarvis,Frank Sinatra,Rufus Wainwright,Stevie Nicks,Manics,Longpigs blah bal blergh
 

andy_fozzy

Banned
So far tonight.....

Dresden Dolls,Shins,Folk Implosion,Brand New,Morrissey,Dashboard Confessional,Bangles,Radiohead,Belle & Sebastian,Jim O'Rourke,Jarvis,Frank Sinatra,Rufus Wainwright,Stevie Nicks,Manics,Longpigs blah bal blergh

Morrissey, of course
:p
 

wolve

the sad punk
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Stitchell

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Your Mum's Got A Penis - Goldie Lookin Chain.
Your Mother's Got A Penis"

That's right, you knows what I'm saying
Your mother's offered me the goods, I'm not paying.
It started as a laugh, as a bit of a joke
Something funny to say when I was having a smoke.
I first heard off this bloke, this f***ing rumour going round
Your mother's reputation it's not sound
She's saving up the pennies hoping they'd turn into pounds
To have an operation to swap her gender around.

It's a shock to me and it's a shock to you
Your mother's got a beard, sandals and a penis too
It don't look right see, when she's walking down the street
To see her ball bag jiggin' to the beat of her feet

I said
Your mother's got a penis
Your mother's got a penis
Your mother's got a penis
That's right
Your mother's got a penis

In internet rooms and computer mainframes
There's loads of emails but your mother's blue veins.
Not the ones in her legs or the backs of her arms
But the ones in her member hidden in her gown.
She walks around proud, with a short dress on
Which sometimes exposes the tip of her dong.
Often it's dripping, sometimes it's dry
No matter when I see her there's a tear in my eye.
I thought I had to tell you, had to put it in a letter
But I thought f*** that I'd write a song in much better.
The only way to do it, to really let you know
I could prove it because I gave it a blow.
It was purely accidently because she got me really drunk
And she made me kiss her elephant trunk.
You know why? That's right
Your mother got a penis.

Your mother's got a penis (Your mother's got a penis)
Your mother's got a penis (Your mother's got a penis)
Your mother's got a penis (Your mother's got a penis, c'mon)
That's right
Your mother's got a penis (Your mother's got a penis)

Your mother's got a penis (Your mother's got a penis)
Your mother's got a penis (Your mother's got a penis)
Your mother's got a penis (Let's Rock !)
That's right
Your mother's got a penis

When she walks down the street, then she walks like John Wayne
I just seen her pissing standing up again.
Don't make no sense when you see her here and there
She got a cock and balls and real pubic hair.
And a single eye that sometimes weeps
If she lying on the bed then she rubs it on the sheets
Or up against the door or the back of your neck
If your mother's around then you make a double check.
I hate to tell you with all due respect
Take your mother to the doctors because her front bum's wrecked.

You know why?
Your mother's got a penis (C'mon Wembley)

Your mother's got a penis (Your mother's got a penis)
Your mother's got a penis
Your mother's got a penis (Put your hands in the air, Wembley)
That's right
Your mother's got a penis (Yes)

Your mother's got a penis (Wembley Arena, I can feel the electricity, C'mon !)
Your mother's got a penis
Your mother's got a penis
That's right
Your mother's got a penis

For the 18th week running, UK rap grounp the GLC hold the number one
position of the US billboard chart with another smash hit, Your Mother's Got A Penis.

Come 'ere boys, you ever seen a woman with a cock before?
Come yer, c'mon look at it. Bouncing up and down I'll stick it in you
Come yer, a woman with a cock. Tidy !

Yeah it's the truth man, his mother have actually got a penis.


Yes......A Morrissey cover version is surely in the pipeline
 

Stitchell

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Smack My Bitch Up - Prodigy.
Your Mum's Got A Penis - Goldie Lookin Chain.
Sherlock: I believe there may be a theme here Watson...
Watson: I do think you may be right Holmes


Cat Power :: Nude as the news

And that's all you really need for the night.
Thanks Wolve, that's a great track, her voice is amazing on it. What albums it from?

And yes, the more you explore me!, 'Jackie' is a classic, one of my most played!:)
 

chica

v2.0
Sherlock: I believe there may be a theme here Watson...
Watson: I do think you may be right Holmes
:cool:

NOFX - My Vagina


My vagina has two sets of lips
But I don't get monthly blood drips
My vagina hardly even used

My vagina's got lots of extra skin
They took my outtie and made it an in
Changing Donnie to Marie Osmond

Operation successfull
But now I gotta pee
Through a miniature hole
Gotta remember to put the seat down
And when I wipe my ass
I go from front to back
Cause I don't want a bladder infection

I never thought I'd miss my vas deferans
I traded it in for a pair of huge cans
Now I get to hang with lesbians

Operation paid up front
Now I show all my friends
My new designer cunt
They think I'm kinda weird
But that's OK with me
Cause now I kick their ass
Playing from the ladies tee
Theres nothing finer than having a vagina
 

Stitchell

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the more you explore me!, thanks for brightening up the thread with lots o pics! And chica.........:eek: :) ;)
 

wolve

the sad punk
Thanks Wolve, that's a great track, her voice is amazing on it. What albums it from?
What Would The Community Think



Another pearl.
 

wolve

the sad punk
Eddie Vedder :: One Step Up

This is a demo version from Ed, obviously a Bruce Springsteen cover. If you don't like it, I'll come to kick your butt.
 

wolve

the sad punk
Vedder's gone down in my estimations after that, christ I never thought I'd see the day when Vedder didn't write and sing his own music.
Right, that's it, some butt-kciking! :p

I hope you were kidding - do you even know how many covers Ed/PJ already did?! I'd love to upload a few others for you, since those covers are amazing. He (they) did alot with Bono as well.

Oh, search for the original Springsteen-song perhaps. Or the entire album "Tunnel of Love", worth your while.
 

wolve

the sad punk
Ooph, you were kidding. You were going down in MY estimations, but you're back on your high level again. ;)
 
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