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[Respo]

I'm missing people.

Well if you keep shouting at people in lift areas then what the f*** do you expect? They're gonna run for the hills...or call a policeman...and then avoid you forever.

 

[Deleted member 1074]

Yer, f***ing outrageous.

I see you're still ill...and have forgotten how punctuation works. I'll translate:
Yes. It's f***ing outrageous. So yes, Jesus Christ indeed, they really are a sub-species.

You’re the one that forgot how to spell YES.

 

[Respo]

You’re the one that forgot how to spell YES.

Yer

 

[Deleted member 1074]

Yer

That sounds stupid.

 

[The Chameleon]

That sounds stupid.

I've noticed some people use it in text and chat. I think it's just phonetically how it would sound when some people say yes. I like it. I don't like "yea" because it means "sure, whatever." to me.

 

[nicky wire's legs]

That sounds stupid.

I think it's Australian. Nick cave always says yer

 

[The Chameleon]

Some English people type it. Also, I heard you was ded.

 

[The Chameleon]

@rifke

 

[nicky wire's legs]

If I were dead why weren't I in the book of condolence thread, hmmm?

 

[countthree]

no, i havent. is it good? there was a losey special on mubi germany recently but couldnt really focus on this kind of drama then.

Yes, it's good. There's a Losey special in Mubi Argentina right now, but right now there are a lot of things going on into my mind and I can't concentrate in movies.

 

[Deleted member 1074]

I think it's Australian. Nick cave always says yer

Very disappointed in Nick for doing this if he really says yer instead of yes. ?

 

[nicky wire's legs]

Very disappointed in Nick for doing this if he really says yer instead of yes. ?

it's instead of "yeah" not "yes". Australians also tend to say 'nar' or something like that for 'no'. it's just their accents.

 

[Respo]

it's instead of "yeah" not "yes". Australians also tend to say 'nar' or something like that for 'no'. it's just their accents.

nah mate

 

[Deleted member 1074]

nah mate

wot?

 

[Deleted member 25370]

i am sitting in the ice cold garden, waiting, coz the handyman i hired to fix the ceiling of the kitchen of the garden house is defo corona positive and defo imagination negative, so i have to come up with solutions and tellin him what to do, while he is coughing into my direction and then rubbing his bloated feverish face that expresses a complete lack of ideas or anything that would be necessary to get the job done today.
he is now off buying material and fetching the tools that he actually couldve brought with him earlier. this will take him 2 hours. i'm not gonna pay for that, sir.
what really drives me mad besides the fact that he has abso no problem solving skills, is that he is permanently asking me to help him, get him a hammer, and a crowbar, and do you have a square wrench by any chance??

... i knew this would happen. he called to tell me he cant continue working today (as if he has done any work so far) and will call later for a new appointment. it just came to his mind that he will need his co-worker for thw job.

okay, thats two freezin f***in hours in the cold, exposure to the corona virus, and usage of several tools, plus the gas i needed to get to the garden and back and my precious time, and my consulting expertise, so i'm gonna charge him 340 euros for that.

 

[nicky wire's legs]

nah mate

yer, mate. crikey, throw another shrimp on the barbee those are some bonzer big waves.

 

[The Chameleon]

i am sitting in the ice cold garden, waiting, coz the handyman i hired to fix the ceiling of the kitchen of the garden house is defo corona positive and defo imagination negative, so i have to come up with solutions and tellin him what to do, while he is coughing into my direction and then rubbing his bloated feverish face that expresses a complete lack of ideas or anything that would be necessary to get the job done today.
he is now off buying material and fetching the tools that he actually couldve brought with him earlier. this will take him 2 hours. i'm not gonna pay for that, sir.
what really drives me mad besides the fact that he has abso no problem solving skills, is that he is permanently asking me to help him, get him a hammer, and a crowbar, and do you have a square wrench by any chance??

... i knew this would happen. he called to tell me he cant continue working today (as if he has done any work so far) and will call later for a new appointment. it just came to his mind that he will need his co-worker for thw job.

okay, thats two freezin f***in hours in the cold, exposure to the corona virus, and usage of several tools, plus the gas i needed to get to the garden and back and my precious time, and my consulting expertise, so i'm gonna charge him 340 euros for that.

Yer fancy with yer garden house and yer "can't get good help anymore" ways!

 

[Skylarker]

 

[Deleted member 1074]

yer, mate. crikey, throw another shrimp on the barbee those are some bonzer big waves.

Good thing he’s not Chinese because this thread showed me what they like to throw on the grill. ?

 

[Respo]

Good thing he’s not Chinese because this thread showed me what they like to throw on the grill. ?

Think of that the next time you order a takeaway...just what is that meat you're eating? Golly. Could be f***ing anything...dog, cat, bat, or snake...disguised in black bean sauce or whatever dubious liquid....sold to you as beef, pork, or chicken.