Morrissey needs to sell ringtones

[The Seeker of Good Songs]

from: http://www.undercover.com.au/news/2006/jan06/20060105_50cent.html

50 Cent Tops 2005 Ringtone Chart
January 5 2005

50 Cent's 'Candy Shop' was the biggest selling Polyphonic Ringtone in the USA in 2005.

According to Nielsen Mobile figures 1,891,000 units of the 'Candy Shop' ringtone sold in the USA during 2005.

50 Cent beat second comer Lil Jon & East Side Boyz by more than 500,000 units. Their 'Lovers and Friends' registered 1,339,000 ringtone sales.

Number three download was the Super Mario Brothers game theme with 1,095,000 sales.

The US Top 10 Polyphonic Ringtones were:

1. 50 Cent - Candy Shop (1,891,000)
2. Lil Jon & The East Side Boyz - Lovers and Friends (1,339,000)
3. Game Theme - Super Mario Brothers (1,095,000)
4. 50 Cent - Just A Lil Bit (1,074,000)
5. Snoop Dogg - Drop It Like It's Hot (1,018,000)
6. Ying Yang Twins - Wait (The Whisper Song) - 1,000,000
7. Ciara - 1,2 Step (951,000)
8. Movie Theme - Halloween (892,000)
9. Kanye West - Gold Digger (843,000)
10. Mariah Carey - We Belong Together (839,000)

 

[who is the Moz ?]

NO I DON'T AGREE, YOU'D WANT TO HANG YOURSELF EVERY TIME YOUR PHONE RANG WITH THAT MISERABLE SHIT

 

[honestly]

yawn

who let the neds and binners in?
shameless jobless scum of the earth.

 

[nothing clever]

he does! 'irish blood, english heart' has been my ringtone for the past year.

 

[Andy Ison Here To Stay]

Re: ANDY ROURKE IS THE BEST

 

[Lav Attendant...not even public anymore.]

Re: NO I DON'T AGREE, YOU'D WANT TO HANG YOURSELF EVERY TIME YOUR PHONE RANG WITH THAT MISERABLE SHI

Yes I'd want to everytime the phone rang.

 

[The Seeker of Good Songs]

> he does! 'irish blood, english heart' has been my ringtone for the past
> year.

Yes I know, but there are so many other songs that would be great.
Wouldn't it be refreshing to hear some of these bits when the phone rings:

PANIC
Hang the DJ, Hang the DJ, Hang the DJ
Hang the DJ, Hang the DJ, Hang the DJ
HANG THE DJ, HANG THE DJ, HANG THE DJ
HANG THE DJ, HANG THE DJ
HANG THE DJ, HANG THE DJ
Hang the DJ, Hang the DJ, Hang the DJ
HANG THE DJ, HANG THE DJ
HANG THE DJ, HANG THE DJ
Hang the DJ, Hang the DJ, Hang the DJ
HANG THE DJ, HANG THE DJ
HANG THE DJ, HANG THE DJ
Hang the DJ, Hang the DJ, Hang the DJ
HANG THE DJ

REEL AROUND THE FOUNTAIN

Fifteen minutes with you
Oh, I wouldn't say no
Oh, people see no worth in you
Oh, but I do.
Fifteen minutes with you
Oh, I wouldn't say no
Oh, people see no worth in you
I do.
Oh, I ... oh, I do
Oh ...

PRETTY GIRLS MAKE GRAVES
I lost my faith in Womanhood
I lost my faith in Womanhood
I lost my faith ...
Oh ...

HAND IN GLOVE
But I know my luck too well
Yes, I know my luck too well
And I'll probably never see you again
I'll probably never see you again
I'll probably never see you again
Oh ...

RUSHOLME RUFFIANS
And though I walk home alone
I just might walk home alone
But my faith in love is still devout
I might walk home alone
But my faith in love is still devout
I might walk home alone
But my faith in love is still devout
La ...

THAT JOKE ISN'T FUNNY ANYMORE
Kick them when they fall down
Kick them when they fall down
You kick them when they fall down
Kick them when they fall down
You kick them when they fall down
Kick them when they fall down
You kick them when they fall down
Kick them when they fall down

HOW SOON IS NOW ?
You shut your mouth
How can you say
I go about things the wrong way ?
I am Human and I need to be loved
Just like everybody else does

BARBARISM BEGINS AT HOME
A crack on the head
Is what you get for not asking
And a crack on the head
Is what you get for asking
No ... a crack on the head
Is what you get for not asking
And a crack on the head
Is what you get for asking

MEAT IS MURDER
Heifer whines could be human cries
Closer comes the screaming knife
This beautiful creature must die
This beautiful creature must die
A death for no reason
And death for no reason is MURDER

I KNOW IT'S OVER
Oh Mother, I can feel the soil falling over my head
Oh Mother, I can feel the soil falling over my head
Oh Mother, I can feel the soil falling over my head
Oh Mother, I can feel the soil falling over my ...
Oh Mother, I can feel the soil falling over my head
Oh Mother, I can even feel the soil falling over my head
Oh Mother, I can feel the soil falling over my head
Oh Mother, I can feel the soil falling over my ...

BIGMOUTH STRIKES AGAIN
Bigmouth, oh ... bigmouth, la ...
Bigmouth strikes again
And I've got no right to take my place
With the Human race
Oh ...

A RUSH AND A PUSH AND THE LAND IS OURS
OH HELLO
I am the ghost of Troubled Joe
Hung by his pretty white neck
Some eighteen months ago
I travelled to a mystical time zone
And I missed my bed
And I soon came home

ASLEEP
Sing me to sleep
Sing me to sleep
And then leave me alone
Don't try to wake me in the morning
'Cause I will be gone
Don't feel bad for me
I want you to know
Deep in the cell of my heart
I will feel so glad to go

HALF A PERSON
Call me morbid, call me pale
I've spent six years on your trail
Six long years
On your trail

I haven't gone through the solo ones yet.

 

[nothing clever]

> Yes I know, but there are so many other songs that would be great.
> Wouldn't it be refreshing to hear some of these bits when the phone rings:

yes, yes, i see your point. i too have looked for some older songs but to no avail...