If you could asm Morrissey one question, what would it be?

[Terry Wogan]

At a push I think I'd ask him why he changed his artwork so drastically after the Smiths and why now (with a few exceptions) does he mostly have a picture of himself on his records.

 

[Terry Wogan]

Or ask him a question

 

[flowers flowers flowers]

Oh Terry what have you started?In for a night of flowery crap!

 

[Terry Wogan]

I'm going to the bathroom in the same way I always do.

 

[mauve21]

Re: I'm going to the bathroom in the same way I always do.

I would ask him :- "Why do stars fall down from the sky,

everytime you walk by?"
Tee hee. You asked me, but seriously I'd probably ask him something silly,
like:- "Do you like tea or coffee best?"

 

[novemberspawnedme]

id ask....

id ask him the most sensible question of all, inevitably leading to more questions..."would you like to go to the cafe across the street and have some tea with me?" hed probably say no but it would be worth a try

 

[Mozzersgirl]

Re: Will you marry me?

And when he responds in the negative, i'd ask for his shoelaces to wear around my wrist ... at which point he'd most likely spit in my eye and i'd hug him.

 

[Terry Wogan]

what if he said yes?

 

[Mozzersgirl]

Re: what if he said yes?

In that case, after the airborne swine had disappeared over the horizon, i'd whisk him off to the nearest church or registrar before he could change his mind. And in the manner of Papa Lazarou, snarl "You're my wife now".
Unfortunately, i doubt whether he'd be able to make any more records, on account of being busy with me in the bedroom.
Ahhh, a girl can dream.

 

[The Seeker of Good Songs]

So who is rich and who is poor ?

 

[Terry Wogan]

But he can not say!!

 

[Camden]

Who will swallow whom?

 

[Mozzersgirl]

Re: Who will swallow whom?

Does that mean what i think it means?