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So, how many of you girls would like to have Morrissey's baby? Assuming the man isn't sterile, that is.
 
> So, how many of you girls would like to have Morrissey's baby?

Do we really need a 2nd one of him running around? One is bad enough
 
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I would probably do it...

I dont want to have sex with him though. Artificial insemmination.

Nah...I wouldnt....there is no chance that the kid would turn out to be gorgeous or well read anyway.

He would be "Merchandise"....A souveneir

But then again arent we all at one point?

Id reather just name my kid steven
 
Morrissey on Paternity

> Do we really need a 2nd one of him running around? One is bad
> enough

"I don't know...lots of little Morrissey's running around could save the world!"
 
Eh, why not? There could be worse combiniations of people.

FIONA APPLE + ANY GUY FROM MENUDO= SKINNY LITTLE PRE-BUBESCENT BASTARDS.

let's give Mozz's little guys some credit!
 
Moz's kid would be really depressed!

I don't think HE would even consider having a baby. And honestly I don't think HE should. I think that if HE had a kid, he would be a really depressed kid. I'm saying this because this kid would have to live up to Morrissey's expectations. If he did though, I think that HIS kid would be a greater songwriter than himself due to his greater depression. (HE=Morrissey=GOD, just so you know, but I don't mean to start any blasphemous rumours...) :)
 

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