FAO: Kestrel

[Magpie still again]

It came to me in my sleep
I've literally jumped out of bed after just an hour and a half of it
The key to the Golden Door is this:

You have to write to Oxford's and MAKE them include "to FAO" as the infinitive form of a new verb.
Just tell them it's the new black this year.

And let Webster's in on the action while you're at it.

In other news,- the new account is up, running, and ready for action. Address as previously discussed. Send me the proof of last night's pudding.

Magpie stumbling back to bed after this latest newsflash

 

[kestrel in the well]

once a genius, always a.... right.

thats right folks and SHE can drink any dude under the table.

> It came to me in my sleep
> I've literally jumped out of bed after just an hour and a half of it
> The key to the Golden Door is this:

> You have to write to Oxford's and MAKE them include "to FAO" as
> the infinitive form of a new verb.
> Just tell them it's the new black this year.

> And let Webster's in on the action while you're at it.

> In other news,- the new account is up, running, and ready for action.
> Address as previously discussed. Send me the proof of last night's
> pudding.

> Magpie stumbling back to bed after this latest newsflash

 

[Magpie still again]

> once a genius, always a.... right.

> thats right folks and SHE can drink any dude under the table.

That's because the wooden leg that was bequeathed to me by the token pirates in the circus that I ran away to join many moons ago has served me well all of these years.

Magpie still trying to find her bed

 

[kestrel in the well]

maybe if you took the eyepatch off you'd be able to find the bed. playing pirate by yourself, you crazy thing... a game of jacks ok, jenga better still and even if it were a game of checkers to work out the bipolarity that exists in every one of us but PIRATE at 6 am in Italy! your parents ought to be as mortified at you now as when you were 16...chame on you. chame. chame. chame... chame of love...

> That's because the wooden leg that was bequeathed to me by the token
> pirates in the circus that I ran away to join many moons ago has served me
> well all of these years.

> Magpie still trying to find her bed

 

[Sharron Needles]

We will see about that!! As you were....

> thats right folks and SHE can drink any dude under the table.

 

[Magpie still again]

Well, it's a little known fact that I DO like my seamen.
Pirates, sailors, pearl divers...
It's all the same to me.

Grilled, poached, or steamed, I don't mind.
Just serve them to me on a platter, I'll take them anytime.

Magpie on a roll

 

[kestrel in the well]

and a well known fact that the pearl divers love me the metaphorlcal ones at least... oh how you lead me on and taunt me... um, im starving. lets keep it on topic.

'certain people i know' is a great song.
cant teach a teenager integrity from a text book ya know what i mean...

> Well, it's a little known fact that I DO like my seamen.
> Pirates, sailors, pearl divers...
> It's all the same to me.

> Grilled, poached, or steamed, I don't mind.
> Just serve them to me on a platter, I'll take them anytime.

> Magpie on a roll