Spyderfyngers
Sacred Wunderkind
Straight people are obsessed with their straightness just as much.
Wearing engagement rings, getting married, wearing wedding rings, kissing in public, holding hands in public, talking about the date you had last night during your lunch break, reading books with mostly straight characters (just like you!), watching movies with mostly straight characters (just like you!), admiring famous people who are mostly straight (just like you!), hanging out mostly with other straight people, going out mostly to straight people's parties, sitting mostly in straight people's bars, thinking that everybody else is straight- until proven guilty…
Exactly.