Beards

[mauve21]

Are people who wear beards trying to hide something?!!?

 

[Not Right in the Head]

Katie would know.

 

[half a person]

Yes.

(Disclaimer: some of my very best friends have beards, beards are sexy and cool etc etc)

 

[Our Lady]

There was an old man with a beard,
Who said, "It is just as I feared!--
Two owls and a hen,
Four larks and a wren,
Have all built their nests in my beard!"

 

[PregnantForTheLastTime]

There was an old man with a beard,
Who said, "It is just as I feared!--
Two owls and a hen,
Four larks and a wren,
Have all built their nests in my beard!"

Shel Silverstein?!

 

[Dave]

There was an old man with a beard,
Who said, "It is just as I feared!--
Two owls and a hen,
Four larks and a wren,
Have all built their nests in my beard!"

that's a nice poem, I think it was in this book I had when I was a child, but I'm disappointed that the word beard is used to rhyme with itself. I would suggest sheared as a second rhyme, with the concluding line stating that this is how the nesting birds will be removed.

 

[bucks boy]

i grew one when i was at school when i was 15.it was to raise money for our new school mini bus i got about 85 pounds which was a lot of money then.i shaved it off after the first day back after the summer hols it was all itchie.
now when my dad retired he grew one and its still going he looks like father christmas he is to lazy to shave

 

[Media Whore]

Are people who wear beards trying to hide something?!!?

Only if they are female.

 

[bored]

Only if they are female.

Actually, if they are female they aren't hiding enough.

 

[Media Whore]

 

[Corrissey]

 

[Fulham Road Lights]

Wouldn't Morrissey look great with a beard?

 

[Hellie]

A beard can be good..it gives you something to hang on to.

 

[Our Lady]

that's a nice poem, I think it was in this book I had when I was a child, but I'm disappointed that the word beard is used to rhyme with itself. I would suggest sheared as a second rhyme, with the concluding line stating that this is how the nesting birds will be removed.

The form dictates the rhyme, David, not the poet. That'd be absurd! You'd have poets expressing themselves and all sorts of chaos.

 

[MILVA]

Are people who wear beards trying to hide something?!!?

their feminine side?

 

[mauve21]

Hiding not having a chin!

 

[DAVIE]

Well, al qaeda all have beards and I guess we all know they have something to hide!