A VERY MORRISSEY CHRISTMAS: a MISERABLE celebration in song...

[pillow]

[to the tune of p.mc cartneys ''simply having a wonderful christmas time'']

he hangs his socks,
upon the tree,
its all he has,

apart from tea,

simply having a morrissey christmas time...
simply having a morrissey christmas time...

and when its dark,
he eats tofu,
and wishes for,

a christmas screw,

simply having a morrissey christmas time...
simply having a morrissey christmas time...

moz takes strange pills,
quite unawares,
as he falls down,

a flight of stairs...

bash!
bash!

thump!
thump!

and now he lies,
upon the floor,
hes not moving,

anymore...

SIMPLY HAVING A MORRISSEY CHRISTMAS TIME,
SIMPLY HAVING A MORRISSEY CHRISTMAS TIME,

to be sung around the family nutloaf by his nearest and dearest,watching as he carefully unwraps each gift and grimaces in appreciation...

''oooh...a CHASTITY BELT,thankyou auntie maura,
VERY THOUGHTFUL.
but i allready have one in steel...

love from...
oh my,
this ones private,
ill open it alone...

oh look!
theres one more in my stocking...

''mmm, who could this one be from...
lets take a gander at the lable...
bejaysus!
who the devil is J.M?

well i guess ill open it...

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