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  1. The Cat's Mother

    A Christmoz Carol (story) + Mozzchandise

    :lbf::lbf::lbf: Great stuff! Boz Cratchett and Tiny Spence made my (Gary) day. :)
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    Morrissey's Christmas Songs

    *looks out of window at blanket of snow* Road Gritters of the World Unite.
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    Morrissey's Christmas Songs

    Little Snowman, What Now?
  4. The Cat's Mother

    Morrissey's Christmas Songs

    Noel, I'll Never Learn Get Off the Sleigh He Knows I'd Like to Sing Hymns Cosmic Dancer, Prancer, Vixen., Donner and Blitzen...... Fir Apparent
  5. The Cat's Mother

    Morrissey's Christmas Songs

    Sister, I'm a Sprout! :o
  6. The Cat's Mother

    Morrissey's Christmas Songs

    Why Don't You Find Out for Your Elf? How Soon is Snow?
  7. The Cat's Mother

    Morrissey's Christmas Songs

    We Hate it When Our Friends Become Xmas-ful William it was Really Stuffing Santalude I Like Yule The Father Christmas Who Must be Killed
  8. The Cat's Mother

    Morrissey's Paramours

    I'd share tea and/or bed with either of those two. I doubt there'd be any naughty business but they'd be great company. :thumb:
  9. The Cat's Mother

    Morrissey's Paramours

    Hmmmmm..... Kewped! ;)
  10. The Cat's Mother

    Is it "green" for Morrissey to release product like "Swords"?

    "Hmmmmm.... you've let yourself go a bit recently, haven't you, Miss Spears? You'd better put that new album on hold. We're cutting your carbon emissions allowance until you get those eye-bags fixed." That could work.
  11. The Cat's Mother

    Would You Ever Feel Comfortable Enough To...

    Or, caught in Neptune's lethal dance, The brine sweet on my drowning lips Cry forth a last, perfected stanza, Ending: "Yikes! I've had my chips!"
  12. The Cat's Mother

    Would You Ever Feel Comfortable Enough To...

    Just make sure Tony's ink's dry before you use the lav, Barking.
  13. The Cat's Mother

    Would You Ever Feel Comfortable Enough To...

    The moonlight floods the blank page. That's Cold Midnight's taunt to throw at me. My boxes of cremated cats Could come up with more poetry.
  14. The Cat's Mother

    Would You Ever Feel Comfortable Enough To...

    No ire, no fire, no love or lust To spur the couplets from my pen. My diary sits and gathers dust An unnoteworthy day, again. :(
  15. The Cat's Mother

    Would You Ever Feel Comfortable Enough To...

    Re: hmmmmm I'm giving you a nasty look. Just so you know. Okay, I wrote 24 haikus. Let's call it a serial. More to the point, it was filthy.
  16. The Cat's Mother

    Would You Ever Feel Comfortable Enough To...

    I think the last poem I wrote was a 24 verse man-on-man-on-man pornographic haiku. So yes, I suspect I'd be just a wee bit uncomfy. :lbf:
  17. The Cat's Mother

    Morrissey photos by Shirlaine Forrest Photography

    Just thought I'd quote this in case you decided to come back and delete it. :p
  18. The Cat's Mother

    Morrissey photos by Shirlaine Forrest Photography

    A huge Bono is the stuff of nightmares! Sorry to have alarmed you. :o I took the test. My score was excellent.....ish. :thumb: But why is Jake so unpopular with the postman? Does he make love to the postman's leg? These are the things Bonio doesn't want you to know....
  19. The Cat's Mother

    Morrissey photos by Shirlaine Forrest Photography

    HUUUUUUGE Bonio on its way to your door. :bow:
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    Morrissey photos by Shirlaine Forrest Photography

    "Next they came for the Rottweilers...... and the Rottweilers ate them." :thumb:
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