On Steve Coogan's "Saxondale". When he was referring to a lad he has "adopted", who is very skinny, he said "Morrissey could eat him and not have a stain on his social conscience".
Great programme, by the way.
Okay, the unthinkable happens and our hero passes to another world....which ten "celebs" would you like to see at his funeral? Will ANYBODY be invited?
I recently sang "You have killed me" at karaoke (sorry folks) and half way through I noticed this guy dancing wildy to it. When I finished he gave the biggest clap in the pub, came up to me and said "always nice to meet a fellow disciple".
Not really that funny, but for some reason it made...
I'm 25 and got into Moz about 3 years ago. I was looking for an album in the "S" section of Woolies when I saw "Rank" for £3.99. I remembered somebody telling me that The Smiths were the greatest band ever, so I thought that £3.99 wasn't a lot of money if he was wrong. Turns out he was right...
Everyday Is Like Sunday
Hairdresser On Fire
I Don't Mind If You Forget Me
National Front Disco
Suedehead
First Of The Gang To Die
Life Is A Pigsty
Sister I'm A Poet
Jack The Ripper
That would get me!
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