Oooookaaaaaaay... Well, that's a very good description and I think I understand it. The thing is, all that kind of structural, ironic dressing can be sassy on the catwalk with some willowy model, but on an average-looking middle-aged woman it just looks like someone with bad dress sense...
Oh, I get it now! I can't think we have anything that equates, but I can see a picture (and it looks a bit like a cartoon). Was there a cartoon person who talked/laughed like that? I feel sure there was.
'I was given the gift of Sam Smith coming out as something new... I can't remember which sexuality he announced himself to be that week' :lbf:
Douglas is a gem. But whisper it quietly if you don't want to be cancelled. I still remember the furore on here when Morrissey told everyone to buy...
I know! And what was it with those fields of flowers? There was a sunflower one as well. And wearing a white dress! Ha! She would never have got the stains out of that in her gypsy caravan.
Yeah, those women lounging on their sofas at night never get fat and spotty, do they? It's the same with the ones (fellating) oops! eating Magnums. Highly suspicious.
What's the difference between Irish Cadbury's and English Cadbury's? Is it like Guinness, where you have some sort of secret recipe for making it taste like an entirely different (and 100% nicer) product?
Nooooo! It's all sugar and goo and not enough chocolateyness. These days I only eat 85% cocoa because of health (M&S scores pretty high there. Also Lindt). But if I was forced, kicking and screaming, to choose a milky, sugary one it would probably be Galaxy. Or those little chocolate balls...
Ah, see, that's where I'm going wrong. It never occurred to me that my clothing should have intellect. I just try to pick stuff in nice colours/prints/fabrics that doesn't make me look too old or fat. And cheap. It has to be cheap. How would you suggest I add a little more intellect to my...
Wasn't that what they called 'ugly chic'? I never did get that. It always reminds me of one of my favourite songs by Randy Newman, which has the lyric:
She dresses in black
All of the time
Wears an orthopaedic shoe
Some sore of uglification thing
She's into
'i think maybe you're projecting again, pep pep!'
Almost certainly. :)
However, please define the 'cringey cowgirl laugh'. I don't think we have those here.
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