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Beaker Common Prayer - Beaker Folk of Husborne Crawley

Liturgy of the Nativity of Morrissey (22 May)
Other religions have their saints, and so do we. We prefer people from the modern era, on the grounds that most of our target audience have no real grasp of history. Morrissey is about as near to a martyr as you can get, at any rate. Even if he is self-appointed.


Hi-viz colour: Grey


Lamentations
Leader:        Panic on the streets of London. Panic on the streets of Birmingham.
All:        I was looking for a job and then I found a job, and heaven knows I'm miserable now.


Absolution
Leader:        William, it was really nothing.


Primal-scream-like anger catharsis ritual


Archdruid:    Hang the D.J.
All:        Hang the D.J.
Archdruid:    Hang the D.J.
All:        Hang the D.J.

Liturgy of healing for a post-modern, liberal congregation
Leader:        Does the body rule the mind or does the mind rule the body? I don't know.
All:        Am I still ill?