posted by davidt on Saturday May 10 2008, @12:00PM
Merck Mercuriadis writes:
Hi Everyone,

Re the below rumour ("Morrissey Vs. NME - anecodtal development" - May 8) the facts are very simple. I was forewarned by another artist that Conor McNicholas had told them that he was coming to LA and had a reservation to stay in the same hotel as Morrissey. The implication was that this was mischievous and would purposely serve to make Morrissey "uncomfortable" while he was in LA making the new album. I have a very good relationship with the hotel, as a regular and long term resident over many years, and when I explained the situation to them they agreed it would not be appropriate for Conor to stay there. When Conor arrived they met him at the door and courteously pointed him to a hotel that they had arranged for him to be relocated to. Morrissey was not in the foyer and was not even aware of the situation or my tactical move until afterward. In fact Morrissey has never even met or laid eyes on Conor McNicholas. The old cliche of "I wouldn't know him if I ran him over" holds true although the poetic justice in that would be magnificent - yes I am the ass!

Best wishes,
Merck
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  • Thank you Mr. Mercuriadis for posting your side of the story.

    Without your intervention, this may have escalated to nothing less that two men holding dueling pistols at dawn on the corner of Hollywood and Vine. Your actions proved to be a more reasonable solution.

    Morrissey is luck to have you. Keep up the good work.

    So, Morrissey never laid eyes on the Devil himself? He's not missing much:
    http://imagebank.ipcmedia.com/imageBank/c/conor%20 mcnicholas%20apr%2006%20.jpg [ipcmedia.com]
    mozmic_dancer -- Saturday May 10 2008, @12:27PM (#302500)
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    "I am the fun and the fair, on a Mozsite for the criminally insane..."
  • Absolute C U N T. Has this become a vendetta for him now?
    Anonymous -- Saturday May 10 2008, @12:58PM (#302505)
  • ...actually makes sense. I'm sick of all the hyperbole and drama every time Morrissey sneezes in a way that seems "scandalous" to someone within 50 feet of him.

    Even if the original version of the story IS true, I still think Morrissey would have been within his rights to give the hotel the "me or him" ultimatum....anyone would. The NME went out of their way to hurt him, AGAIN, and rake in readers at Morrissey's expense. I wouldn't want to stay in the same building as that asshole either, if I were in Morrissey's shoes. It isn't snobbery or superiority...it just comes down to basic human emotions.

    www.myspace.com/morrisseysavedourlives

    (nearly 150 ready-to-stream Moz b-sides, demos, sessions, and unreleased songs, 1983-2007.)
    WhiteTrashJamesBond -- Saturday May 10 2008, @12:58PM (#302506)
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  • so either this is the truth, or he's just covering up for Moz haha

    what I find interesting is that from what I remember hearing the new album was done and dusted as far as recording went, even in an article on Matt Walker from a few months ago he talked about flying to LA for "one last song" and now its mentioned here that he's been in LA recently working on the new album .. interesting.
    Anonymous -- Saturday May 10 2008, @01:43PM (#302509)
    • Re:heh by Anonymous (Score:0) Saturday May 10 2008, @03:15PM
    • Re:heh by Anonymous (Score:0) Tuesday May 13 2008, @10:00AM
  • but can we have a whole list of tour and festival dates SOON please.

    Anonymous -- Saturday May 10 2008, @01:52PM (#302510)
  • ...for taking care of our boy and getting rid of the trash!

    p.s. Please tell Morrissey I'm sorry for grabbing his arm at Russell's first US stand-up show. I didn't mean to, I just got really nervous and lost all sense of decorum. I love him.
    mell -- Saturday May 10 2008, @02:48PM (#302513)
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  • It's cute how easily Morrissey's manager is believed when it involves a perceived slight against Morrissey.

    The responses on this thread are a perfect example of why politicians have the sway that they do. Fraternity trumps skepticism, and the mob always backs their boy.

    Regardless of who instigated the removal, Morrissey's manager taking the fall for the decision is fairly predictable. It also suggests that this site is monitored and taken seriously by Morrissey Inc.

    So, Morrissey's management feels that Conor was there to intimidate Morrissey? I wouldn't expect any other version of events from him. It doesn't make the action look any more justified. He's a journalist working for the N.M.E. Of course he's going to be assigned to investigate Morrissey.

    In short, Merck used his "connections" to have someone removed from his client's presence, just like a politician. Whether it was Morrissey, or Merck, it was a cowardly act.

    Morrissey's long list of cowardly acts certainly draws suspicion in this instance.

    Merck is going to feel like a hollow shill when Morrissey eventually dumps him after the wind blows in the opposite direction.

    Nick The Name -- Saturday May 10 2008, @03:10PM (#302516)
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  • The Mozzer of yore would now sack Mr Mercuradias (pronounced mardy ar*e) for stealing his thunder and lessening the legend.... OH WELL I'LL NEVER LEARN.

    Are you the only manager Moz has had who communicates to the audience? (as you must be reading these responses otherwise why post such an indignificant story/rumour/celeb gossip rubbish. Have I answered my own question?)

    Why??

    Keep up the good work, merck!
    Anonymous -- Saturday May 10 2008, @03:51PM (#302520)
  • that conor boy is one ugly bitch.
    Anonymous -- Saturday May 10 2008, @03:56PM (#302522)
  • Really, this is getting rather pathetic. Merck you claim to be an ass and you may not be wrong, but i do find the massaging of egos to be rather juvenile. If heaven forbid, Morrissey and Connor crossed paths, what on earth would really happen? NOTHING! This is nothing but a soap opera created for one, since in the end nobody here will lose any sleep over who stays in a hotel or not.

    To push your client's attitiude and weight around a hotel is as bad as certain "plumbing problems" at the Palladium we were told to believe as truth.

    It is no wonder Morrissey seems to be losing touch with many of the common people/his fans, as "yes men" such as yourself and the rent a friends he surrounds himself with, just fuel this sad spectacle.

    Merck, we know that you have been on the receiving end of such child-like behaviour before, but the sad part is you stick around your sacred cash cow despite your dignity and self respect.

    It really is sad to see a group of middle aged men playing this game that eventually will come to a shabby conclusion. This nme/hotel/footstomp might have been a tactical move on your part to extend your stay within the good graces, but i would be shocked if you were still working for Morrissey by the end of the year.

    And do you not realise with your proud admission that you've just created more crap for the NME to write about?
    Anonymous -- Saturday May 10 2008, @04:19PM (#302523)
    • Re:Grown Men? by Anonymous (Score:0) Saturday May 10 2008, @04:27PM
      • Re:Grown Men? by Anonymous (Score:0) Saturday May 10 2008, @06:39PM
    • Re:Grown Men? by goinghome (Score:1) Sunday May 11 2008, @03:07AM
  • Morrissey once again you can't be bothered to confront the little runt yourself, who are you, royalty?, perhaps you should ask Merck to wipe you as well, being that you have an autistic disability of some sort.
    Anonymous -- Saturday May 10 2008, @05:17PM (#302527)
  • to my love
    What a load of pontificating twatness.
    He's almost a snob.
    Anonymous -- Saturday May 10 2008, @05:17PM (#302528)
  • Gorgeous git
    Anonymous -- Saturday May 10 2008, @06:22PM (#302532)
  • All this fuss and bother - it all seems pretty silly, ultimately.

    *sigh*
    Anaesthesine -- Saturday May 10 2008, @08:21PM (#302542)
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    If Moz did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him.
  • Are you serious?! Merck, my man, i'd like to believe you had something to do with this. But I know Moz pulled the trigger on that move. No way does a man with Morrissey's ven-dar (venom radar) not see this coming a mile away. Moz knew what was going down long before that weasel made his way out of the hole.

    On that note, many thanks to Mozmic for providing a pic of Conor. In fact, i'll paste another link for those that haven't seen:

    http://imagebank.ipcmedia.com/imageBank/c/conor%20 mcnicholas%20apr%2006%20.jpg

    Marilyn Manson errrrr Rob Stone wants his face back! Hell, even my cat has seen better days. "I know my wicked-looking ass is lucky to be on tv", but I don't think we'll see this RAT on the screen anytime soon nor should we.

    Nice of the jerk to cover for his boss. His work to become that "Best Friend on the Payroll" will pay off real soon.

    Also looks like that "accident" is shot to hell now. The Jerk lost a few points on that one. Now Moz has to figure out a new hunk of cheese to put on Conor's trap now that we won't see a green Jag running red lights in his hometown. He'll probably just write a song about it and stick it on some UK single with one other track I already have. Then i'll have to scrounge up the JACK to buy it since my box doesn't download as quickly.
    Jim Rome -- Saturday May 10 2008, @08:32PM (#302543)
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    ...and how?
  • That is bad ass!!!
    This is why I like you.
    Anonymous -- Saturday May 10 2008, @10:02PM (#302547)
  • Thanks, Merk.
    You rock.

    I don't even understand why NME did their awards here instead of London other than people over there might think they're a load of trash now. He is absolutely responsible for that and not welcome here, either. If only Tribune owned NME, the solution would be swift.
    romeogirl -- Saturday May 10 2008, @11:00PM (#302550)
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  • Ignore the considerable amount of outré bullshit in the comments on this site -- the silent majority appreciates that you're watching out for Moz and taking the time to clarify here.
    king leer -- Saturday May 10 2008, @11:04PM (#302551)
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  • If Conor did it to fuck with Moz then it's definitely best that you did what you did.

    On a side note, I hope the legal case against the NME is ongoing?
    2-J -- Sunday May 11 2008, @12:50AM (#302553)
    (User #4798 Info)
  • Whats strange is that this story was old news until this new posting......why re-gurgitate the story unless perhaps there is a desire for mutual mischeievousness
    Stanley Ogden -- Sunday May 11 2008, @01:12AM (#302555)
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  • Maybe Morrissey and Conor could go to the movies together and see "Forgetting Sarah Marshall." Hey, there is a Smiths song featured in the beginning!
    Anonymous -- Sunday May 11 2008, @05:32AM (#302563)
  • Merck, you should work for the UN! (I'm sure the pale blue beret would suit you).

    Fabbest story ever.

    Have at ye, Conman McKnickerless!
    Helvissa -- Sunday May 11 2008, @05:44AM (#302564)
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  • One simple question; if Mozz has no idea what Conor McNicholas looks like or who he is, how could his presence possibly make Mozz uncomfortable?!
    Anonymous -- Sunday May 11 2008, @09:26AM (#302568)
  • Yes, the facts are very simple. With Merck "at the helm" Morrissey has become more businessman than artist and exploits the loyalty of his fans with 8 versions of each release (some with extra tracks and tacky badges)and pointless moneygrabs like the last "best of." With Merck "at the helm" Morrissey seems to have some sort of silly "controversies" errupting on the eve of each product release, perhaps out of fear that the strength of the songs is no longer enough to get him in the news. Merck is very fond of himself but as a team he and Morrissey are becoming silly men preoccupied with things other than putting out great music. But hey, suck each other's dicks some more.
    LoafingOaf <reversethis-{moc ... otstnilfcitnarf}> -- Sunday May 11 2008, @11:22AM (#302574)
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    Fuck it, Dude. Let's go bowling.
  • will always make his yarn sound like the TRUTH!
    Anonymous -- Sunday May 11 2008, @01:01PM (#302582)
  • You're my hero!
    Anonymous -- Sunday May 11 2008, @08:53PM (#302592)
  • "The implication was that this was mischievous and would purposely serve to make Morrissey "uncomfortable" while he was in LA making the new album"

    There were days when Morrissey was feeling really very "uncomfortable" and put out splendid records. Is feeling "uncomfortable" really a serious threat to the recording process?

    Overprotection isn't a wise move, though.
    MILVA -- Monday May 12 2008, @12:13AM (#302595)
    (User #12729 Info)
    no previous convictions
  • It is cozy to witness Morrissey inspiring so much devotion and protectiveness. However, I can't say I don't enjoy watching him getting his most tenacious harassers and "slapping them silly" with his swift mind and his cutting words. I really find it one of the funniest events to watch on today's screen.

    Well... he'll do that even when he's friendly, hahah :)

    I don't really think Mr McNicholas - or anyone else for that matter - would make him feel so helplessly uncomfortable. Unless it's going to hurt his image, which is something less and less likely to happen at this point. Let the man use his comic vain, for God's sake - and get those Nannies out of the way! (sorry Merck)
    Mrs. Woolf -- Monday May 12 2008, @06:42AM (#302609)
    (User #14157 Info)
  • So because someone he deems undesirable or uncomfortable is staying in the same hotel, they oust him? He should be able to stay anywhere he pleases. This is ridiculous. If Morrissey's nose were any higher in the air, he'd drown.
    Anonymous -- Monday May 12 2008, @09:50AM (#302619)
  • Who really cares? So what if Morrissey picks his nose or cross dresses or whatever? The only thing that really matters is the music now, isn't it?
    Anonymous -- Monday May 12 2008, @10:01AM (#302620)
  • You are a closeted homosexual taking your angst out on another who is preported to be.
    Just calm down.
    Anonymous -- Monday May 12 2008, @04:38PM (#302649)
  • I've noted a few sites have this story this morning. Obviously prompted by a press release from NME. Using some of Merck's words but still blaming Morrissey and adding a "yah boo sucks" line about Conor getting a better room.
    Anonymous -- Tuesday May 13 2008, @02:28AM (#302678)
  • "For their part, the NME was happy to reply, they stated: 'Thanks to Morrissey’s people, Conor got upgraded to a penthouse in a sister hotel.'"
    LoafingOaf <reversethis-{moc ... otstnilfcitnarf}> -- Tuesday May 13 2008, @10:45AM (#302704)
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    Fuck it, Dude. Let's go bowling.


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