Two mentions for Morrissey in this weeks Heat Magazine (4th-10th August issue)
Firstly TV Editor Boyd Hilton, when asked what he thought was the "worst song of the year so far?" responded with "Stop Me-Mark Ronson (leave The Smiths alone, you doofus!)
Secondly the Fast Gossip section offered the following.....
MORRISSEY ATTACKS MADGE
Madonna's got an enemy in Morrissey, who said he "wouldn't be surprised if she made that boy into a coat and wore him for 15 minutes, then threw it away". Madge's spokesperson responded with, "What kind of a person could even call up such imagery?"
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But what kind of person would wear a fur coat? (Score:1)
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He worked in a hospital and he was all hot and bothered one afternoon. This was in the days before he had a tendency to save his bodily fluids to "heal" himself... Anyways, he was so frisky with gay abandon he went to the toilet to whack one off. These toilets were alarmed in the event of a patient running into difficulty. So, Swallowneck was jerking off quite wildly and as a result his elbow hit the alarm. Unfortunately for him some female nurses burst into the cubicle as he was on the vinegar strokes...
He can smile about it now, but at the time it was terrible!!!
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