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posted by
davidt
on Wednesday January 11 2006, @11:00AM
BlueGirl writes:
Stereogum, a terrific music blog I check daily, noted the tracklisting from Morrissey's forthcoming album today and commented, "Moz song titles are always amusing to peruse because they tend to be excessively lengthy and morbid." The post ended with a request for readers' "best fake Morrissey song titles". Some of their suggestions were pretty amusing with tongues tucked firmly in cheek and worth a look if you have five seconds to spare. ---
Some Old Queen also writes: Songwriters of the world unite The only thing more entertaining than the track list for Morrissey's next album is the 100+ fake Morrissey song titles submitted by Stereogum readers. Among the real Moz titles: Life is a Pigsty, You Have Killed Me and I'll Never Be Anybody's Hero Now. Among the false ones: My Enemies Are All I Have Left and I Wear Slacks on the Outside Because Slacks Are How I Feel on the Inside. (I don't know what it means, either, but it made me laugh out loud. Slacks are always funny!) Posted at 02:15 PM/ET, 01/10/2006 in Music
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Eh? (Score:1)
Sk./Peter
(User #7815 Info)
Some of those are just bizarre . . . (Score:1)
. . . though for some reason I like 'I've Given You A Mysterious Rash And I Won't Apologise For It' . . .
(User #9489 Info)
Some raised a smile or two (Score:1)
"Dear God, please help me find my car keys"
"I'd have fallen for you (if you hadn't tripped me first)"
And I don't think it sounds Morrissey-like at all, but I love:
"Don't get in the way of the hurrying pikey".
(User #14229 Info)
Poor selection (Score:3, Funny)
"This one's about a Smiths' obsessive
It's called
'There Is A Lad Who Never Goes Out'"
-Ben G
These are my favorites (Score:0)
"Tell Me More Lies"
"A Pretty Girl Deserves A Kick to the Head and a Blow to the Side"
"Give Me Something"
"I Rather See You Dead Than In Someone Else's Bed"
"I Will Kill You"
"Life is a Stinking Bore"
"Dear God Give Me A Boy"
"Little Boys Are So Yesterday"
(User #15133 Info)
Shoes (Score:2, Funny)
(User #12421 Info | http://www.prettypettythieves.com/)
Old hat (Score:0)
bemused paisley