posted by davidt on Wednesday May 05 2004, @01:00PM
An anonymous person writes:

Today's NME contains a very favourable, and very fair, review of 'You Are The Quarry'. Detailed, knowledgable and considered, it is far superior to the trashy John Harris review in Q. Hell, they even mention 'Trouble Loves Me'!

Anyway, here's the transcript, along with a transcript of their brief trawl through Moz's back catalogue and of their review of IBEH, which has been made 'Single of the Week'.


THERE IS A SPITE THAT NEVER GOES OUT

MORRISSEY RETURNS WITH HIS FINEST ALBUM FOR A DECADE AND A WHOLE HIVE FULL OF BEES IN HIS BONNET.

by Mark Beaumont


Irish Blood, English Heart, Salford balls; this Morrissey is made of. Abandoned by his public, dropped by his record label, proven unloveable at last, how fitting - how quintessentially Steven Patrick - it would have been for him to simply wither away; the reclusive faded star bemoaning his fate from the turrets of the only Hollywood Hills mansion with its own permanent cloud. Indie's own Greta Garbo, an icon of some romantic Lost England shuffling old and alone among the sepia prints of his golden age: at the dawn of the 21st century - with Wildean irony - Morrissey had himself become the perfect subject for a Smiths single sleeve. He was still big; it was music that got small.

But that damned light just wouldn't go out. Somewhere in an LA psychiatric institution, one presumes, sits a mad, broken motivational therapist gibbering in Piccadilly palare, but one day Moz got his groove back, stopped waiting for an unsolicited record deal to flop onto his Diana Dors mat and set out to make the world listen. A self-financed world tour, two sold-out nights at the Albert Hall and several hundred thousand paroxysm-wracked Mexicans later, El Moz was the Biggest Unsigned Act on Earth and the focus of a full-scale critical rehabilitation and more than a couple of fans in the Libs and latterly Franz. The vision of a Morrissey reborn during every show's encore of 'There Is A Light..' (pink shirt flung to the slavering moshpit, abs rippling, back off the ropes and fighting fit at 44) seemed prophetic. Eat Keats, Peter Andre: the true Comeback King has arrived and this proud chest can't be inflated by foot-pump.

At which point it would be no small delight for this reviewer to pronounce 'You Are The Quarry' - Morrissey's seventh solo album, released, with a wry wink, on Sanctuary's revived DIY punk and reggae label Attack - as a career-topping masterpiece crammed with songs that make 'Now My Heart Is Full' sound like 'Driving Your Girlfriend Home' and skip away, quiff a-flap, down the Gladioli and Parrot to share a carrot quiche with those nice kids from the estate. Sadly, as with so much of his post-Smiths output, it's not - quite (in italics). It's undoubtedly the best thing he's done since 'Vauxhall and I', but that's hardly the most hysterical of plaudits - there are cheese and ricotta cannelloni dishes that are the best thing he's done since 'Vauxhall and I'.

While certainly something of a return to form, 'You Are The Quarry' scares no stylistic horses: musically we're not a million miles from 1997's much-maligned 'Maladjusted', but with a bit of the rock swagger of 'Your Arsenal', the languid croonery of 'Vauxhall and I', the desolate romance of 'Everyday Is Like Sunday' and, um, the odd electro-marshmallow twinkle of a Lightning Seeds ballad. And MUCH better tunes.

No, the shocks here come with the large lyrical dollops of fire-eyed fury. This is no cap-in-hand shuffle back into the limelight: as if taking bloody revenge on a world that allowed him to fail, Moz deals out the poetic spite-fire like an Uzi-toting renegade holed up in a reference library. Even on the ballads. Every aspect of this loveless, dictatorial society is Morrissey's quarry, and first single 'Irish Blood, English Heart' is typical: over a reggae-lite/BUZZSAW BLITZKRIEG backing reminiscent of 'Speedway', the vitriolic finale to 'Vauxhall and I', Morrissey takes a righteous revolutionary scythe to such venerable British institutions as the "smelly old NME", the two-party political model, the monarchy and Oliver Cromwell - the latter lambasted for his subjugation and massacre of the Irish which eventually led to the modern-day Northern Ireland, presumably, rather than because Mozzer fancies himself as the most hard-hitting political satirist of 1649.

At its core, 'Irish Blood..' is a plea for a less tradition-shackled national identity from a deeply patriotic ideological exile and, alongside the airy, Ian Broudie-ish 'America Is Not The World', it kicks off the album with a double-barrelled blast to modern democracy's bloated belly. Pretty much leaving himself nowhere in the western hemisphere to live, the deceptively whimsical 'America' is a barbed anti-love song that finds El-Moz wagging a withering finger at US imperialism ("Steely blue eyes/With no love in them/Scan the world"), electoral conservatism ("Where the president is never black, female or gay") and evil foodstuffs ("You know where you can shove your hamburger"). Not since 'Margaret On The Guillotine' has Morrissey been so deserving of an FBI or MI5 file. Or a cease and desist order from Wimpy.

Before You Are The Quarry turns into a Michael Moore-esque 'Some White Men Are Stupider Than Others' diatribe, the sights swivel. Christ alone knows why everyone's got it in for, well, Christ at the minute, but having already had seven shades of Messianic shite beaten out of him at the hands of Mel Gibson, the poor king of kings can't even survive the new Morrissey LP without getting it in the neck. 'I Have Forgiven Jesus' states the title of a sinister, low-key take on 'Last Night I Dreamt...', but he hasn't: "Why did you stick me in self-deprecating bones and skin?" Moz berates the lamb of God, "Do you hate me?". Well, probably Mozzer. Doesn't everyone?

What about them pigs, eh, haven't they got it in for you aswell? 'The World Is Full Of Crashing Bores' is the centre-piece and highlight of the album: its masterful rafter-lifting torch bombast would sit proudly on 'Vauxhall and I' or alongside the saving grace of 'Maladjusted', 'Trouble Loves Me', but its sentiment is the stuff of the police harrassment hearing. A couple of hours' detention at US immigration and suddenly Moz is coming over all Ice-T, crooning (albeit wonderfully) about "Policewomen, policemen....uniformed whores/Educated criminals work within the law". Colostomy bag still boiling, the Victor Meldrew of mope-pop even pauses for a passing swing at "Lock-jawed pop stars/Thicker than pig shit/Nothing to convey/They're so scared to show intelligence/It might smear their lovely career". I think that's a no to the duet, Gareth.

The bitterest bile, however, is saved for the sycophants. 'How Could Anybody Possibly Know How I Feel' is Morrissey's most savage and straight-talking song to date, aimed at those who profess - oh mother! - to feel his pain. "I've had my face dragged in 15 miles of shit/And I do not like it", spits a furious Morrissey, as Boz Boorer attempts to make his guitar sound like a flame-thrower burning the stalkers out of the Chez Moz bushes. To clarify, he then adds: "He said he wants to befriend me/Which means he can't possibly know me". Its manic, metallic misanthropy, Morrissey gone postal. Awesome.

If the first half of 'You Are The Quarry' is Morrissey's grace-laden Kill Bill, after the cathartic slaughter frenzy of 'How Could Anybody...' some true romance seeps in. There'd been hints of it before - pier-end weepie 'Come Back To Camden' is a sister-piece to 'I Know It's Gonna Happen Someday', Morrissey warbling in 'Je Ne Regrette Rien' falsetto like that ageing Hollywood starlet he so nearly became - but now it comes in torrents. 'The First Of The Gang To Die' - a 'National Front Disco' style stomper - is the album's only frovolous character song, thankfully concerning neither window cleaners nor anyone from Dagenham, but a tragic young member of the Pretty Petty Thieves gang called Hector ("the first lost lad") who gets into guns and robbing and ends up gargling lead ("such a silly boy!"). 'I Like You' is equally exuberant fun, while 'Let Me Kiss You' unearths evidence that Morrissey has working genitals and the will to use them. "Close your eyes/And think of someone you physically admire/And let me kiss you-hooo!" he swoons over the closest he's ever come to 'bedroom flava'. Whoa there, Mozzer! Margaret Thatcher! Dead kittens! Reggae DJs! Meg White's teeth! You don't do that stuff, remember!

There are disappointments. 'I'm Not Sorry' ("for the things I've done") suggests he's been mourning too longer over the duller cappucino-acoustic end of Kirsty MacColl's mighty legacy (and who let that jazz flautist loose in here? Quick! The traps!) and "All The Lazy Dykes", while rousing in places, could have dropped off side two of 'Kill Uncle' (the Morrissey equivalent of Bowie's entire 80s output).) But most frustrating is the way this defiant chest-puff of an album ends with a desultory shrug. Full of blam and bluster, 'You Know I Couldn't Last' is the flipped negative of 'Paint A Vulgar Picture', Morrissey now cast as the washed-up rocker lamenting the crushing of his butterfly-sensitive soul upon the music industry wheel. Lawyers, accountants, critics, merchandising and the infernal ring of the cash register that "weighs so heavily on my back" (and not, curiously, two crap albums in the mid-90s) conspire to bring about his downfall, and give 'You Are The Quarry' a sour sag in the tail.

Yet there's no deflating the true triumph of this album. It's a solid, occasionally spectacular comeback record, yes, but still a triumph of faith over industry cynicism, of devotion over spreadsheet. It's a giant leap towards a day when standing by Morrissey is not to be shameful, apologist or embarrassed of your haircut. "Hold on to your friends", Morrissey once wailed in his honeycomb hiccup, unaware that the same was true of your heroes - or, more bluntly, as those great poets and philosophers the Counting Crows most recently sang "You don't know what you've got till it's gone". Hey, hel. El Moz is back: now our hearts are re-filled.

8 out of 10.

They then go on to briefly discuss what they consider to be the highlights of Moz's back catalogue:

MOZOPHILIA

The pick of Moz's solo back catalogue.

BONA DRAG (1990) - Morrissey's solo 'Hatful of Hollow'. After patchy debut 'Viva Hate', here was a singles n bits collection of unfettered pop brilliance. And 'Ouija Board, Ouija Board'. BEST TRACKS: Interesting Drug, Will Never Marry, Disappointed, Hairdresser On Fire, Playboys, Everyday is...

YOUR ARSENAL (1992) Veering between rockabilly riot and windswept carnival crooning, 'Your Arsenal' was Moz's first fully focused album, full of tunes of wired political commentary and heart-soaring sentiment. And 'You're The One For Me, Fatty'.BEST TRACKS: We'll let You Know, National Front Disco, Gonna Happen Someday, Glamorous Glue.

VAUXHALL AND I (1994). The masterpiece. Explosively romantic but with an acidic lyrical whip-lash (indeed, half of the NME staff were rushed to casualty suffering from third-degree satire after hearing 'Speedway'), this was a more mature, reflective Morrissey dealing out Life Lessons with masterfully restrained panache. BEST TRACKS: Now My Heart, Hold On To, Speedway, The More You Ignore Me, Used To Be A Sweet Boy.

MALADJUSTED (1997). Not all of it, obviously. Just the brilliant ode to the hordes of lamb-dressed meedja trawling Soho for nefarious thrills that is 'Trouble Loves Me'. BEST TRACKS: 'Trouble Loves Me'. 'Alma Matters' (at a push).

IBEH is also made NME single of the week. The singles reviewer, Peter Robinson, is very enthusiastic about the track:

BACK ONCE AGAIN, IT'S THE RENEGADE MASTER

"I've been dreaming of a time when to be English is not to be baneful/To be standing by the flag not feeling shameful, racist or partial...". As unexpected and as welcome as an old friend arriving on your doorstep with his own inflatable bed, this single is the first opportunity, for those of us whose pop-buying lifespan has been totally post-Smiths, to experience the thrill of new material from a Morrissey at the very top of his creative game. Turns out that it feels quite nice, you know.

This is, of course, a wonderfully stage-managed comeback - as Duran Duran also know, there's nothing like a few years out of the spotlight to raise your profile - but this is also a stupendously well put together pop song, borne out by the fact that, melodically, this track would hardly sound out of place, reworked in a Euro stylee, representing the UK at Eurovision. Why won't that happen? Why is this song, like all Morrissey's best songs, unique to this one man? First, there's the voice - the voice which has singlehandedly kept Morrissey's head above water through some recent years of rather lean tunage. But, inescapably, there are also the lyrics. Spiteful, vitriolic and bewildred, 'Irish Blood, English Heart' sets one foot in the England of Morrissey's own fantasy and reluctantly keeps the other in today's cold reality. If you're muttering "A bit like Elton John's 'Made In England' you can just shut up shut up shut up - because this song is a solid proof that sometimes, only rarely, the best melodies combine with the best lyrics and the best performances, and at the point where these three elements meet we find not only the perfect pop song, but the perfect pop single. Single Of The Week, in other words.

And that, I think, is everything transcribed.
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  • So the NME think that The National Front Disco is one of the best tracks on Your Arsenal?

    How times have changed!
    Sonny Jim -- Wednesday May 05 2004, @01:21PM (#100190)
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  • They're right y'know!
    Anonymous -- Wednesday May 05 2004, @01:24PM (#100193)
  • For transcribing that for us ;^)

    Jay
    I'm really just Some Totally Random Moz Fan
  • But this is my favorite:

    "...while 'Let Me Kiss You' unearths evidence that Morrissey has working genitals..."

    Thanks for transcribing!
    fut -- Wednesday May 05 2004, @01:50PM (#100204)
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  • the NME could give morrissey a 10 out of 10 and they would still find a way to screw up a review. awful publication which is best used for starting bonfires.
    Anonymous -- Wednesday May 05 2004, @02:04PM (#100209)
  • yes, thank you for transcribing...
    and did anyone else notice that Southpaw Grammar is entirely ignored? I'd say there's a couple of good tunes in that one as well.
    Anonymous -- Wednesday May 05 2004, @02:09PM (#100210)
  • Glad to see that song get the recognition it so richly deserves. So much better than Come Back To Camden...
    Anonymous -- Wednesday May 05 2004, @02:26PM (#100217)
  • NME - yawn (Score:1, Insightful)

    predictably predictable NME review. they spend ten years scrubbing away at Moz's memory, striving to get the public to LISTEN to Fabulous/Menswear/King Adora. then Moz restarts his career with a thoroughness born of experience, and a credible label with the budget to buy the back page. NME decides on a new blanket editorial policy, only this time in favour of the unimpeachable genius of Moz. he WILL be SOTW, the album will be 8/10.

    and i love the tabloid self-justification, co-opting moz fans in their banishment : "...abandoned by his public" - bollocks, moz toured the UK 4 years ago, selling out 4 nights at the Forum in London. at the time NME, still on no-Moz policy and barred from interviews, couldn't resist the sales and knocked up a flimsy centre spread from fans' comments.

    and two years back a world tour, sellouts at albert hall etc. but of course these weren't proper fans. they were too busy abandoning him...

    such a stimulating artist provokes (and deserves) a keen critical response. and just as i never abandoned him before, i'm not going to worship his every utterance just because NME tell me he's 'back'.
    Anonymous -- Wednesday May 05 2004, @03:57PM (#100246)
  • Dear NME,

    There's an extra set of buns in here if you'd like to kiss them as well.

    Morrissey
    Anonymous -- Wednesday May 05 2004, @04:01PM (#100247)
  • Vauxhall And I got 8/10 as well according to The Arcane Old Wardrobe. And Mark Beaumont is one of the harshest, least minced words reviewers (didn't he slate Kid A when he was at Melody Maker?) even if he is rather too enamoured with that bastard Chris Martin.
    Anonymous -- Wednesday May 05 2004, @04:36PM (#100253)
  • Hardly anyone's playing Irish Blood over here, and the reviews from the mainstream music press have been a little bit 'mixed'.
    NME is the only way, therefore, that Moz can reach out to a new generation of music fans. Good for them!
    Anonymous -- Thursday May 06 2004, @01:51AM (#100303)
  • This new CD really is good. I can't stop listening to it. My faves so far are I Have Forgiven Jesus and All The Lazy Dykes. I hope it sells well, i will be first in line to buy at least 2 copies. I-Tunes, no thanks.
    Anonymous -- Thursday May 06 2004, @02:26AM (#100309)
  • 1.America Is Not The World – a pretty insipid tune and a disappointing opening. The lrics are funny at times but lurch towards political correctness. Music 5 – Lyrics/Vocal 7. Overall - 6

    2.Irish Blood, English Heart – pugnacious lyrics, punchy music. Music 8.5 – Lyrics/Vocal 8.5 Overall – 8.5

    3.I Have Forgiven Jesus – Moz at his wallowing best with lovely arrangement. Music 8 – Lyrics/Vocal 9. Overall 9

    4.Come Back To Camden – theatrical warblings in this classic ballad from the Mozster. Heartbreaking – like with ‘I’d Love To’ or ‘Trouble Loves Me’ your eyes will well with tears. Music 8.5 Lyrics/Vocal 9.5 Overall 9

    5.I’m Not Sorry – minimalist insipid arrangement. The weakest track here. Music 6. Vocal/Lyrics 7. Overall 6.

    6.The World Is Full of Crashing Bores – tracks 6, 7 and 8 provide a rock solid much needed up-tempo backbone to the album. Moz on top top form here and this song is up with the very best of his whole career. Music 9 – Lyrics/Vocal 9. Overall 9

    7.How Can Anybody Possibly Know How I Feel – Marresque guitars (I’m thinking ‘Girl Afraid’) and a great distinctive truly original vocal. Music 9 – Lyrics/Vocal 8.5. Overall – 8.5.

    8.The First of the Gang To Die – A perky summer classic. Music 9.5 – Lyrics/Vocal 9.5 Overall 9.5

    9.Let Me Kiss You – Sumptious yet understated. Music 7.5 – Lyrics/Vocal 7.5 Overall – 7.5

    10.All The Lazy Dykes – Filler, soaring at times, but filler nonetheless. Music 6.5 – Lyrics 7. Overall - 7

    11.I Like You – Though given a different edge (to the live version) by innovative production this is the weakest of the uptempo tracks. Music 7 - Lyrics 7. Overall - 7

    12.You Know I Couldn’t Last - a spiteful blockbuster. No wonder the music journalists don’t like it – this song slaughters them. Music 9 – Lyrics 8. Overall – 8.5

    Overall – I have given four songs 9 or higher: I Have Forgiven Jesus, Come Back To Camden, The World Is Full of Crashing Bores and The First of the Gang to Die. These four are great, vintage Morrissey and would rigfhtfully deserve their place on any ‘Best of’ Morrissey album. Just behind these are ‘Irish Blood, English Heart’, ‘How Can Anybody possibly Know I How I Feel’ and ‘You Know I Couldn’t Last’ which are very good songs but perhaps lack a little magic and perhaps, dare I say it, scrape the metaphorical barrel on a couple of issues explored previously by Moz.

    So four classics, and three very good songs leaves five others which don’t quite hit the heights: ‘America Is Not The World’, ‘I’m Not Sorry’, ‘Let Me Kiss You’, ‘All The Lazy Dykes’ and ‘I Like You’ To be fair, none of these could be described as especially weak – there is nothing like ‘Harsh Truth of the Camera’s Eye’ or ‘Papa Jack’ here. They all have their moments.

    Therefore, I agree with the consensus forming. Not quite the masterpiece of ‘Vauxhall and I’ but not far off ‘Your Arsenal’ and quite frankly, song for song is a better collection than ‘Viva Hate’! Mozza’s third best album, possibly.
    JonnersB -- Thursday May 06 2004, @02:43AM (#100313)
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  • I've just coined a new disease.

    It's called "music journalist syndrome."

    Journalists who hear a good/potentially great album by an established artist decide not to give it the mark they believe it deserves, and instead mark it down to that week's average mark (7 or 8 or even lower) in case their colleagues ridicule them at the next journos' bottoms up down the local pub and mock them for being "like, totally not progressive, man." They then scour the rest of the week's new releases, desperately searching for a folk-low fi crossover or genre-hopping indie-hip hop release to give our their highest mark of the week.

    This is a dangerous disease, to which NME and illiterate Q hacks seem particularly prone. The long term sequellae can include becoming a Wings fan or even losing all taste completely and resorting to listening to the Streets and the Darkness.

    This is the only explanation I can find for the generally good/frothing reviews combined with odd criticisms of 2 or 3 songs (and everyone criticises a different combination of tunes - clearly they can't be that bad!)

    Broken
    Anonymous -- Thursday May 06 2004, @02:44AM (#100314)
  • America Is Not The World - 9
    Irish Blood, English Heart - 9
    I Have Forgiven Jesus - 9
    Come Back To Camden - 8
    I'm Not Sorry - 6
    The World Is Full Of Crashing Bores - 9
    How Could Anybody Possibly Know How I Feel - 7
    The First Of The Gang To Die - 9
    Let Me Kiss You - 8
    All The Lazy Dykes - 8
    I Like You - 7
    You Know I Couldn't Last - 9
    Overall: 8
    The NME got it right, after all.
    To give this album 2 out of 5 is ludicrous.
    It's got 6 great songs, 3 very good ones, 2 average ones and 1 poor song.
    It's not the masterpiece some of us expected, but it is still up there with his best work, only Viva Hate and Vauxhall and I would merit a 9 in my view.
    Johan de Witt <[email protected]> -- Thursday May 06 2004, @04:26AM (#100333)
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  • e.g. Johan, Jonners etc.
    Do you think Quarry would have been a better album if Moz had put some of the IBEH b-sides on it and removed a couple of the weaker tracks?
    Quarry's getting an avereage of 7.5/10. Do you think the average review could have gone up a point, perhaps, to maybe 8.5 or 9/10?
    John
    Anonymous -- Friday May 07 2004, @03:59AM (#100594)
  • It´s Hard To Walk Tall certainly had a place on Quarry! It´s so much better than I´m Not Sorry and All The Lazy Dikers!! Still, a great album!!!
    Thank you Moz!!!!
    How Can Anyone Possbly Know How i Fell is fantastic!!! A prove that he´s back in form!! And heavy guitars!!!YEAH!!
    Anonymous -- Sunday May 09 2004, @12:03AM (#101006)


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