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posted by
davidt
on Wednesday August 15 2001, @10:00AM
jessesamuel writes:
I don't know if this is a quote from the Smiths, or if there is a deeper source, but this caught my attention (from Hello, stranger: top pickup lines by Rhona Raskin): Still, pick-up lines addicts are so prevalent that they can even be broken down into groups: 1. Goth: “Call me morbid, call me pale, call me yours" or “Do you practice safe hex? ” 2. Christian: “Have you ever tried praying at a drive in movie before?” or “What are your plans for tonight? Feel like a Bible study?” 3. Sufferers of Attention Deficit Disorder: "Excuse me, but I just noticed that the color of your eyes reminds me of something I saw in Hawaii. I was walking on the beach and ... Oh cool! They have beer nuts here." 4. Incurable romantics: "I never believed in love at first sight until YOU walked into the room." 5. Sex fiends: "If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?”
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